Wash Your HANDS please

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At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

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In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

 

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Annually you will shake hands with 36 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

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Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

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In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects – while you slept!

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An average person’s yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

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In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc)

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During an hour’s swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of   urine.

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