☻sex is good sex is funny many people fuck for money
but if you think sex is funny fuck yourself and safe your money
☻What sexual position do you have to be in to make the most ugliest kid?…. ask your parents
☻What 2 things in the air can make a girl pregnant? HER FEET
☻A train is bout 2 crash!A frantic virgin strips off & says “can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die?” So a man takes off his clothes & says “iron these!”
☻Wots da closest thing to a womans period? ur salary! It cums once a month.lasts About 3 or 4 days & if it doesnt cum every1s in trouble!
☻Old chinese proverb says “man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok”
☻Virginity is like a balloon one prick and it’s gone forever!
☻Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop you can’t stop!!
Mary had 2 little lambs their names were Jack and Gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth and now they’re black andcrispy.
Group of sheep in field, one says i dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot.
Your teeth are so yellow, ican’t believe it’s not butter!!!
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.
Yo mama’s so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.
Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal.So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!
mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck!
whats the difference between a mini tampon..a middle tampon and a large tampon?….they r all stuck upcunts!
☻Sex is like Maths
sex is like maths: Add the bed, subtractclothes, divide the legs…
☻How to satisfy a woman
HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN;caress, excite,cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper,console, worship, respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN; blow job
☻Life is like a dick
Life is like a dick! When it’s hard Fuck it!
Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly,popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum!
☻Love & War
LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and i’ll blow the shit out of you!
When i was a girl,i had a little quim,i sat upon my bed & put a finger in,now im a woman & full of grace &charm,Ican get 4fingers in & HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!
☻Virginity is like a balloon
Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it’s gone forever!
SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U’ll enjoy it! I’ll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u.
☻SEX ON TEXT
Press down… down more… Ok more… YES ahh ohh yes… almost there… yeah oh shit harder… SO GOOD…! mmmmm… That’s how I sex on text!
☻YOU ARE WANTED
The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking… So where are you gonna hide Me?
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 per minute.
☻LOVE AND SEX
Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!
☻SEX IS …
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman’s destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?!
☻GIVE ME ALL YOUR $$$
MONEY: can buy a house, but not a HOME. can buy a clock, but not TIME. can buy sex, but not LOVE. So pass me all ur $ n let me suffer 4 U