I love the art of walking

Walking can add minutes to your l=fe. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a =ursing home at $7000 per month.

I like long walks, especiall= when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear=heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning, before =y brain figures out what I’m doing..

Every time I hear the dirty wo=d ‘exercise’, I wash my mouth out with chocolate, or rum.

Th= advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they’ll say, ‘Well,=she looks good doesn’t she.’

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, st=rt with a small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise the last fe= years,…… just getting over the hill.

We all get heavier as we =et older, because there’s a lot more information in our heads.
That’s m= story and I’m sticking to it.


Every time I start th=nking too much about how I look, I just find a Happy Hour and

by th= time I leave, I look just fine.


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