Shit and piss

Shit and piss
Three old men were discussing their health problems.

1st old man : I have a terrible bladder problem that is giving me sleepless nights. Every night when I go to bed I had to wake up several times in the night to pee. When I pee, I had to stand by the toilet for ages before my pee barely trickles out. This gives me sleepless nights and an uncomfortable feeling of a full bladder.

2nd old man : I have such a terrible bowel that is giving me sleepless nights. Every night when I go to bed, I had to get up several times in the night to shit. And it was this shooting diarrhoea all night that gives me sleepless nights and stomach ache.

3rd old man : Oh dear, I have both the bladder and bowel problems. Every night when I go to bed, I piss several times like a race horse and shit several times like a pig during the night.

1st and 2nd old men : So you also had sleepless nights, just like us eh ?

3rd old man : Oh no, I don’t have sleepless nights at all, and that’s my big problem because I don’t wake up till 10 am the next morning !

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